We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
whoever created chinese food is my hero
probably the chinese
Girls that love gay guys but are disgusted by lesbians.
Guys that love lesbians but are disgusted by gay guys.
Anyone who is disgusted by anyone because of their sexual preference.
SOCKS AND FLIP FLOPS
Nash Grier compilation of comebacks
"he probably shaves her arms while she sleeps"